E=MC2 or: The Bigger the Belfry, the More Room for the Bats by Dr. Peter S. Ruckman

Author:Dr. Peter S. Ruckman [Ruckman, Dr. Peter S.]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: BB Bookstore
Published: 2012-03-21T00:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 5

The Man Who Sneezed

Before He Broke His Leg

The Special Theory of Relativity goes far beyond passenger trains that have two different measurements and mirrors that reflect faces without reflecting lights. It goes so far as to say, “It is impossible to measure uniform motion in any absolute way.” That is, “uniform motion” cannot be measured by optics, mechanics, or even electromagnetic radiation. To illustrate this Loony-Toon, the loonies in the bin are told by the chief loony that if they looked out of a train window while their train moved swiftly by some telephone poles, it would be impossible (dig that religious dogmatism, man!) to say, for sure, that the poles were not moving. “The best we can say [the “we” is a reference to the dingbats in the belfry] is that the train and the ground are in relative uniform motion.” The ground “could be moving rapidly backwards under the train’s wheels” while the train was stationary.

In application, this means that a moving sun could be going around a stationary earth, instead of the earth moving around a stationary sun. The Tychonian Society, in 1990, takes this view, in line with Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. As far as Einstein’s revolutionary “groundbreaking” and “fantastic breakthroughs” in time and space, Galileo could have been wrong. A geocentric system would exhibit the same phenomena as a solar system. Einstein has just said you cannot measure “uniform motion.” Now, what he will have to do is make an exception to his own rule, if the motion is circular motion. But the circular motion of the earth around the sun, or vice versa, is more uniform than the motion of any car on any interstate in the country, and more uniform than any freight train on any track in the world. You can set your watch by the circular movements of suns and planets. He said “uniform motion.”

Let us now apply Einstein’s booby hatch theology: if arrested for going at “uniform” 90 m.p.h. in a 55 m.p.h. zone (down a straight interstate), simply inform Smoky that you were doing 55 m.p.h., because your “frame of reference” (your speedometer) said you were. If that doesn’t work, insist that you were parked the whole time, and you have Albert Einstein as a witness that the highway was moving 90 m.p.h. Second application: a man is being tried for killing his wife by stabbing her with a butcher’s knife, six times. No eyewitness can say he did it: the knife did it. “Register knives!” The testimony of three eye witnesses is thrown out of court because the woman actually ran into the knife, and he was just holding it. Motion is relative to the observer. Do you see the possibilities for “good,” and the “benefits for all mankind” from Einstein’s wonderful theories, which help us understand “the laws of the universe”? You don’t? Well, every District Court judge in America does, and he operates under that set of religious convictions. He makes up the rules as he goes along.

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